Lyle: I'm gonna put this on YouTube and make like a million dollars.
Zach: YouTube's free, idiot!
Zach: You've gotta embrace your inner freak. Because the only thing you'll regret is denying who you really are.
Zach: What's your damage?
Claire: I'm so depressed.
Zach: What? What are you talking about? Why? I mean, besides the fact that this was so gross I almost fudged myself, this is the single coolest thing to happen to this town in like, a hundred years.
Zach: So that's it? You're going to go just pump your pom-poms and pretend you're not any different than any other girl on the squad?
Claire: Yes, actually.
Zach: But you are, Claire! You are different. Don't you see that none of this matters? School spirit doesn't matter. Being a pretty blonde cheerleader doesn't matter. It's not who you are anymore.
Claire: Who am I? So what, I can crawl through a woodchipper and live to tell about it. That narrows my choices in life to freak or guinea pig, in most cases both. What's wrong with wanting to be normal? You should try it.